Wormwood Chronicles aims to "give you some pep and renew your faith in the weirdness of mankind!" This mandate is interpreted broadly enough to give the reader interviews with figures from DIO to GARY NUMAN, reviews of lost film classics like "The Brain That Wouldn't Die" and "Flesh Eaters - The Skinless Game", as well as extensive metal-focused music reviews and sections on wrestling, cryptozoology (featuring great pictures, check out the tits on the "Wildmen of Russia") and serial killers.

The lo-fi design approach, featuring drop-down menus and frames, is fitting enough for the no-frills, all-beef-of-questionable-origin content. Consider the broken links to live show picture galleries an intentional dead-end in the labyrinth of horrors. There is a lot of content to chew on here, even a gallery of Necro Girls to discourage off-site masturbation. There is much entertainment and even edutainment ("Want To Drop Those Extra Pounds Fast? Gaze Into The Death Mask That Is Kris Cohn!") to be found, and anyone who enjoys the Ed Wood-inspired side of the underground aesthetic is sure to get their six senses' worth.