It seems like I get all the pansy discs from sissies that think they fuckin' rock and you know what I gotta say about this shit? Motherfucker hell yeah! Tony Erba (FACE VALUE, 9 SHOCKS TERROR, STEPSISTER, GSMF) and company get the fuck down bruthas and sistas! This is STEPSISTER after listening to GRAND FUNK on loop and smoking ditch weed gone motherfuckin' psychotic! Dual guitars a la THE STOOGES! I'm about wettin' myself and hitting myself for all the times my bass player told me to go see them and I didn't! You want motherfuckin' rock 'n roll? You got it!

If you were too scared to check out STEPSISTER, let me lay down this sound for you since you apparently had your head up your ass for a long time. Think the MC5, STOOGES, DEEP PURPLE (minus the keyboards), SABBATH (when they rocked out) etc. This is 100% rock 'n roll TNT to your muthafuggin skull! If this doesn't get your dick wet, quit saying you like rock 'n roll, because you don't! Fuck the DARKNESS or THE HELLACOPTERS or whatever. This band takes their influences, fucks them in the ass and makes them call them daddy! AMPSIIELEVEN is unafraid to give a dirty sanchez to the history of rock. There was nothing before them and nothing after. They play like their lives fucking depend on it!

If you are afraid to rock out with no fear, this ain't for you! This is music for the scumbags who don't care about anything or anyone! 10 beers in and nothing to lose but your life! Do yourself a favor and move to the midwest. Experience our down and out rock 'n roll blues and kill your liver whilst listening to the duel guitar attack these bitches lay down. We're talking furious, rock 'n roll savages on the hunt for the next shit hole to play! Crank it up to eleven and buy this CD yesterday!

- Two Tub Tony

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