This is really bad semi-emo/indie garbage with a singer who sounds like a goat getting it's throat slit. Clean guitars, drums high in the mix, where have I heard this formula before? Oh yeah... 1995! Ebullition Records stopped putting stuff out, guys. You can call it a day. Dischord probably wouldn't sign you anyway because you've managed to suck worse than the garbage they put out back at that time like HOLY ROLLERS, etc. The bottom line is that this shit huffs dong and I wouldn't even frisbee the fucking thing. So, into the trash it goes, without much fuss because it's not even worth getting worked up over. They're terrible and if you like dog dick garbage like this you deserve what you get (which is about ten bucks lighter and another CD to fill in the slot of bands with "Of" in their name. This should go nice by the POLICY OF THREE CD in your batcave setup.

- Two Tub Tony

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