Eau De Humanity? Really? Human water? And a yellow album cover on top of that? Some bands are just asking for it! Things didn't look promising from the start for this record, beginning with the press info that proudly and shamelessly states that this Canadian band's debut is produced, recorded and mixed by the same guy who also did NICKELBACK, and that they once opened for Vince Neil (!!). My suspicions were confirmed when I put on the album; 40+ minutes of boring, cheesy, anonymous, predictable, faceless (did I say boring?) mall rock. Right up there with TRAIN, MATCHBOX 20, CREED and whatever the fuck all those shite bands are called. I've listened to the whole bloody thing and there is not one moment of imagination or just simple honest-to-god RAWK! to be found here. Sometimes being a reviewer is just plain TORTURE!! UGH!! If this album were on fire I sure wouldn't waste any of my "Eau De Humanity" on it!

- Van Hoften

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