10 bands from a state that looks like a giant protruding wang. They all sound like HOT WATER MUSIC crossed with DILLINGER 4 crossed with THE BELTONES. They all bore me to tears. I would go into further detail but I can't find the disc. I probably threw it out. I listened to it in the car, on my stereo, compared it to the above bands and I stand by my word dammit! I dare you to listen to this snoozefest and tell me that every one of these bands don't sound the same. It's one long, whiny song dosed in too much sugar from a buncha bands who probably have shoe endorsements and can probably get the crowd pumped at the local stage of their Warped Tour stop. I could give a fuck.

Seriously. How do you expect anyone to get into your fucking band if you are on a comp with a bunch of bands that sound exactly like you? Like the tuning, the vocal style, the cue into chorus, levels all sound so incredibly alike that it's just one long boring song. Probably about a girl or about rocking out. I just don't get it and don't care to. I would rather listen to a comp of varied bands that don't all sound like the soundtrack to some extreme sports thing on ESPN or to some whiny TV show where at least one character is supposed to be, y'know, "emo". Reminds me of something those dildos in Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle would listen to between NICKELBACK and buying roofies, all the while searching for something 'extreme' to do . Break out yer white hat brah and let's get radical! In the words of my mentor...BOOORING!

- Two Tub Tony

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