Apparently these guys went to one of those "random band name generators" for metal bands to pick their name and who the fuck knows what the album title means. No seriously, what does it mean? Better they should have picked INTESTINAL SUFFERING and they could cover "White Castle At 3AM" by ISM. That would be funny! Besides, most death metal vocals sound like farting or burping or at least stomach's grumbling anyway.

At any rate, these guys don't like jokes. They probably refer to things as "trve" and "kvlt" and while it ain't black metal, it has that same sort of "we demand to be taken seriously" feel. It's brimming over with the usual lyrics via the NECRONOMICON stuff - real heady shit if you play with Ouija boards or hang out in graveyards. I dunno, all the notes are in the right places but I'm just totally unimpressed. I can hear what sounds like triggers or pro tooling on the drums. And the guitar tone is too tinny. It just sounds like a Bay area thrash album on the wrong speed.

Maybe that's your thing, but to me this is too derivative. I'd rather listen to grass grow or sumthin. Maybe I'm just not in the mood because that MIDNIGHT EVILS disc was so good? Maybe I'd just rather listen to better music when I'm trying to have fun. I don't think these guys have much fun. Maybe they're too busy trying to cop the riffs from a DEICIDE record. Me, I'd rather stick my dick in a lamp socket than spend a minute around these types of cretins. I'm gonna go listen to that MIDNIGHT BOMBERS cd I got for review last month again.

- Two Tub Tony

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