I wish if they wanted to release something live they woulda put the word out because I have a killer live tape of them here in the Murder City from years back! Regardless, this live slop hits the spot! This makes me wanna dig out that tape so I can recall seeing them play to no one (great promoter had the gig y'see) years ago. Regardless, this is really for fans only. It's great, but, if I heard it first I wouldn't like it so much. Now, I suppose you want me to explain what they sound like. Let's talk about it in terms you can understand. We're going to talk about the night I almost died.

It was a time when my life was complete shit. Everything that could go wrong did just that. So, I did what any self respecting man with a backbone would do. I drank a 40 of OE and lit off Roman Candles inside a van while listening to BLACK SABBATH's "Vol 4" over and over again. Then I ate a fistfull of pills and took off to the local watering hole. I proceeded to drink so fucking much that I couldn't see straight. I tried to tell off some old man who had no business hitting on the 18 year old girl I was planning on taking home, and wound up smashing my face into a hardwood bar from about a foot up (bled a little). Of course I was dragged to the bathroom by said teen snizz where I proceeded to projectile vomit everywhere (10th triple vodka tonic, 40, pills, and whatever scraps I could round up). I collapsed of course. Three bouncers carried me down the stairs and threw me in my car. Had it not been for the teenage girl from Florida driving my sorry ass home I woulda driven and died. God knows my blood alcohol was probably well past the point where any sane person would try. Regardless, I did get laid that night. Pukey shirt and all. This is what this sounds like. They even do a "Sabbath Jam" to clear up any confusion.

So, if you have any hard liquor nearby and you feel close to death, skip that meal, call the local dealer and get down to bizness to this. It is, in fact, the perfect sound track for such occasions. Hell, it's also good for times when you want to shoot fireworks at cops during major blackouts, disrupt traffic with fireworks, get in fistfights in grocery stores, threaten to throw people out of third-story apartments, jump *thru* fire or any of the other crap that this has pretty much been a soundtrack for to me. In closing, to quote Belushi, "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

- Two Tub Tony

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