ENSOPH - I present to you my reasons why I hate you, because I do indeed hate your fucking guts! First off, where do you get off with the balls to do this whole "rock as high art" bullshit? I recently complimented a great rock ’n’ roll musician, Mr. Mick Collins, by telling him that he's a great songwriter because he makes trash. The best rock ‘n’ roll is fucking trash, not this highbrow art douche garbage.

Your ideas of metal are as terrible. You do not understand metal at all. Metal should never progress beyond something that parents hate. You douches sound like bad Euro dance music with some nu metal QUEENSRŸCHE thrown in. I fucking hate QUEENSRŸCHE even more than I hate RUSH. I think Geddy Lee should be shot in the face with a potato gun.

You do not rock; you do not cause the feeling of joy. You are not here to take us higher, remind us that life ain't so bad, or point out that it is and so you should probably start drinking. Your whole bag is silencing any emotion in favor of showing off your imagined chops in the name of high (f)art. You're a buncha limpwristed quasi-fascist musos who deserve a good kick in the nuts. Someone needs to pie you a la ALICE COOPER on national television just to show what uptight clods you are. I would gladly be first in line. Mine will be the one with the brick baked in. I'm aiming for you Hans and Frans! And when I’m done you're gonna wish you never walked into that photo shoot looking like SLIPKNOT OF A DOWN! I wouldn't let you orally clean my cat's litter box.

- Two Tub Tony

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