Candlelight Records needs to stop sending things to us, or at least I need to stop reviewing their bullshit. Seriously, I can't recall one coaster they have sent us that I didn't want to hurl at a wall. First off, there's already two bands that are very well known with this same band name (both from Japan). Second off, this fucking band sucks shit through a straw.

The first song starts out like a pseudo-black metal version of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" and goes downhill from there. Imagine overproduced epic Euro-black metal crossed with techno undertones, major worship of early MÖTLEY CRÜE, METALLICA's "Master Of Puppets" and the vocalist from SIR LORD BALTIMORE. Fucking terrible. I understand, you heard OPETH and "Master of Puppets" is your favorite album, but you "want a cleaner, truer sound". God, I just want to smash this cd and turn on SIR LORD BALTIMORE because this guy sounds identical to John Garner and it makes me wanna turn up "Master Heartache". At least it's funny to think that they tried so hard only to wind up under my beer bottle in the next five minutes.

- Two Tub Tony

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