So I gave this a 5/5 without playing it. 2 seconds in and I stand by my choice. It's a bit more fuzzed-out than the first one, but still pummels all. See, this is the metal I love! That great, somewhat techy, somewhat sloppy, semi-sludgy chaos. Everything here spells Tom G (motherfucking) Warrior! It's not as fast as the FROST or HELLHAMMER but the style is there. Some of it reminds me of PENTAGRAM for some reason with a touch of VENOM's slop. Doesn't matter, it will eat your fucking face off. There used to be bands like this everywhere that would just kill you regardless of what side of the metal/punk fence you sat on. If only fuckheads would take note of the power, they would get it. You don't have to play nothing but blast beats and rip off Kerry King to do it right.

Total full bore metal assault. This is what it should sound like. There ain't much more to say. This shit will level poseurs (note the u, chumps) at the drop of a dime. It does what all good music these days should do. It makes me want to turn it up fucking loud and then follow up with the classics of the genre.

Did I mention that i'm missing out on eating steak to bring this review to you? Well, I am! You dicks totally owe me a steak! And if you put that Lowery's bullshit on it I will kill you! I want fresh garlic and maybe a few of them red pepper seeds for good measure.

- Two Tub Tony

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