This guy and his “close knit group of friends” are the epitome of all things “indie” in this day and age. The first thing that comes to mind is not just how much they blow horsecock but that I am actually spending the better part of hour listening to this mess. This less than half-assed goofball slop was recorded with the main dork and his friends helping him out. How friggin’ quaint. It's nearly impossible to believe that this band includes Matthew Morgan from BLUE SKIES BLACK HEARTS, a band whose album I rather enjoyed recently.

Now this sensitive turd has a label, band and a tour!! The music here is very garden variety but what really puts it into the realm of heavenly suckdom is the cheesy vocals and lame-o lyrics from said main dork. LOU REED you ain’t pal. You make JOHN MAYER actually look like he has a pair and that’s no good for the gander. I’m really not one to abdicate the thwarting of the creative process but this coffee house crapola must somehow come to a halt. I seriously doubt they will ever make it to South Florida but if these geeks made it down here then me and my boys could take care of them once and for all. We could jump them; take their equipment, van, record label and their tour!! With our luck these poofsters wouldn’t have anything worth taking (I’m willing to wager that they leave The Wurlitzer at home) and they probably signed a one album deal since half of these dorkuses will have graduated college by the time you read this.

- Herring

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