Ahhh, Candlelight records. Didn't they do a lot of the OPETH stuff? Why did they do this? Please explain in a 250 word essay which can be sent to my inbox. Well, let's see, I have a boss who's in his 50's. Super nice guy, digs some good music but he always plays that band EVANESCENCE, and it seriously grates me. I hate everything about it. It's super-produced and the vocals get on my nerves. I hate that it gets labeled as having anything to do with goth, and their big hit sounds like gloom freaks trying to play LIMP BIZKIT. Just all the way around it's a big turd and I can't stand it. I try to go smoke when he puts it on or block it out.

This sounds like a cross between black metal and that crummy band. All the super technical guitars and all the annoying crappy pop hooks with some annoying industrial elements. It would almost be OK if this woman's vocals didn't just appear like Great Gazoo at equally annoying times. This reminds me that as a child I always wanted to rip Gazoo's little martian head off for some reason. Especially after the episode with The Jetsons & The Flintstones. What the hell was that? Just as annoying as those crossovers in comics that defy logic. And why is it that cartoon & comic book characters never age? Why am I still listening to this crap? Why do, (not to sound racist), all the Arabic gas station & party store owners around here always call me cousin, buddy, boss, etc & say things like "For you? 5 dollars!" Like no shit! It's $5 for every one dummy!

Anyways, this is just way too produced and that woman's vocals make me wanna kill. Every time they came on I cringed a little. Just gross. Doesn't fit the music. At all! Cut that out, quit making your drums sound like a typewriter and maybe you'll be in business.

- Two Tub Tony

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