EL BUZZARD are the devil's music. They are evil incarnate. They are violent, drug addled freaks. They are the best band playing this kind of music. Your mom agrees. If you liked TODAY IS THE DAY you should listen to this instead. You should get wet and drive your car thru the front of that 7/11 with this cranked, get out and grab yourself a slurpee. Go on a tri state killing spree. Stab an elephant to death and eat it's heart. You should hunt down FISTULA and beat them with a flaming bag of dog shit to this. I hear they broke up so go back in time and do it.

Listening to this makes me wanna drink a 30 pack by myself and dig into that large brown paper bag of fireworks to my left. The 8 shot cannons are looking choice right now. Maybe strap that brick of Black Cat's to my stomach and power bomb the neighbors. Maybe just put my head thru another mirror. That shit hurts. But it is funny when you walk out of the john with glass stuck in your forehead, bleeding like a freak, and then you just act like nothing happened. Crack open another one and get down to business.

It's at least as stirring as "Astral Weeks" and as violent as "DETESTation". Makes me wish I still owned a gun. Now, anyone who's heard of my mishaps with fireworks should be very afraid at that thought. Regardless, the next time it's time to drink, fight, and fuck this should be on in the background.

- Two Tub Tony

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